Tantric Trauma: How a Coconut Oil Rubdown From An Ex Turned My Balls into Chernobyl – Reader Submission

When your balls look like they just escaped from Dresden and your taint feels like it went ten rounds with a flamethrower, you realize some life lessons come not in whispers, but in oozing, radioactive screams. #headline
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