When Army Rangers start popping blanks around bikini beachgoers like it’s Mardi Gras in Mogadishu, you’ve taken a hard left from discipline into drunken cosplay territory. #CrabIslandChaos
#RangersGoneRogue
#BlankRoundsRealPanic
#BillyBowlegsBlowback
#FloridaManGoesTactical
#MilitaryMisfire
#RangerRecklessness
#PartyTurnedPanic
#TrainLikeYouFightNotParty