Alright, savages—time to clear out some of my war chest. I’m auctioning off a collection of badass memorabilia. And no, this isn’t some Dan Bilzerian ‘look at all my cool sh*t’ flex—this is me making room before I acquire even more ammo…(Shhh).
What’s up for grabs?
🔥 A vintage U.S. flag – This beauty has probably seen more action than your average E-4 on a weekend in Tijuana. Battle-worn, patriotic as hell, and guaranteed to trigger anyone who still drinks soy lattes.
🔥 Navy SEAL challenge coins – Some of these were handed to me by legends, others… well, I may or may not have acquired them through completely legal means. Either way, holding one makes you at least 17% deadlier in bar fights.
🔥 Rare Signed Ops Photos & Rare Book Manuscripts – Incredibly badass pictures from my time in the SEALs and some rare 1st edition manuscripts.
🔥 An Omega Moon Watch – This thing has been to space. I mean, not this exact one, but you get the idea. Astronauts wear it, and now you can too—unless you’re one of those Apple Watch dweebs who likes to count their steps.
🔥 Mystery SEAL gear & relics – Maybe it’s a spent brass casing from a glorious range day, maybe it’s something I “accidentally” took home from the Teams. Who knows? Life is about adventure, my friend.
Alright, savages—time to clear out some of my war chest. I’m auctioning off a collection of badass memorabilia. And no, this isn’t some Dan Bilzerian ‘look at all my cool sh*t’ flex—this is me making room before I acquire even more ammo…(Shhh).
What’s up for grabs?
🔥 A vintage U.S. flag – This beauty has probably seen more action than your average E-4 on a weekend in Tijuana. Battle-worn, patriotic as hell, and guaranteed to trigger anyone who still drinks soy lattes.
🔥 Navy SEAL challenge coins – Some of these were handed to me by legends, others… well, I may or may not have acquired them through completely legal means. Either way, holding one makes you at least 17% deadlier in bar fights.
🔥 Rare Signed Ops Photos & Rare Book Manuscripts – Incredibly badass pictures from my time in the SEALs and some rare 1st edition manuscripts.
🔥 An Omega Moon Watch – This thing has been to space. I mean, not this exact one, but you get the idea. Astronauts wear it, and now you can too—unless you’re one of those Apple Watch dweebs who likes to count their steps.
🔥 Mystery SEAL gear & relics – Maybe it’s a spent brass casing from a glorious range day, maybe it’s something I “accidentally” took home from the Teams. Who knows? Life is about adventure, my friend.
🔥 And more! – Some surprises in the mix, because what’s life without a little chaos?
🚨Bidding starts now. If you want to own a piece of history (or just some badass gear to flex on civilians), this is your shot, just click here for the auction site.
Be warned: If you lowball me, I’ll assume you’re a communist and report you to DOGE for liquidation!
